Hummmmmmmmm, this is probably in real poor taste, but, what the
hell, I'll post it anyway. If it offends you, please accept my
sincerest apologies.
LB
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[Another forward from Tim]
MENU
"Wheels" Pierre's
ROAD KILL CAFE
(You Kill it...
We Grill It!)
"Featuring Some of the State's Finest"
ENTREES
Center Line Bovine..................................................4.95
"Tastes real good, straight from the hood"
The Chicken.........................................................3.95
"That didn't cross the road"
Flat Cat............................................................2.95
"Served as a single...or in a stack"
A TASTE OF THE WILD SIDE
(Still in the hide)
Chunk of Skunk..................................................... 1.95
Smidgen of Pigeon.................................................. 1.95
Road Toad ala Mode................................................. 1.65
Shake 'N Bake Snake................................................ 2.25
Swirl of Squirrel.................................................. 1.55
Whippoorwill on a Grille........................................... 3.30
Narrow Sparrow..................................................... .55
Rigor Mortis Tortoise.............................................. 6.75
BAG 'N GAG
Our daily take-out lunch special
"Anything Dead is Bread"
CANINE CUISINE
"You'll eat like a hog...
when you taste our dog!
Slab of Lab........................................................ 2.95
Pit Bull Pot Pie................................................... 1.95
Cocker Cutlets..................................................... 3.95
Shar-Pei Filet..................................................... 5.95
Poodles 'N Noodles................................................. 5.95
Snippet of Whippet................................................. 4.50
Collie Hit by a Trolley............................................ 3.95
German Shepherd Pie................................................ 3.95
Round of Hound..................................................... 4.25
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. GUESS THAT MESS .
. A Daily Special Treat .
. If you can guess what it is... .
. You Eat It for FREE .
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LATE NIGHT DELIGHT
Rack of Raccoon.................................................... 3.95
Smear of Deer...................................................... 4.95
Awesome Possum..................................................... 1.95
Cheap Sheep........................................................ .43
Served Fresh Every Night After Dark
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