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"Sarah Stephenson" <drsarah@wvinter.net>; "Lisa" <rilikaja@bright.net>; "Lia
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Sent: Tuesday, November 06, 2001 8:01 AM
Subject: FW: Do this, it's hilarious! Send it back to me, if you need to!!!
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Nancy Inman [mailto:nancy@inman-inc.com]
> Sent: Thursday, November 01, 2001 9:38 AM
> To: Betty Elrod (E-mail); Brandi Hale; Candace Chappell; Cathy Thomas
> (E-mail); Liz Tannehill (E-mail); Liz Fuller (E-mail); Lori Traughber
> (E-mail); SandeeMichele711 (E-mail); Sharri Chappell; Sonya Harris; 'Terri
> Parchment (E-mail) ' (E-mail)
> Subject: FW: Do this, it's hilarious! Send it back to me, if you need
to!!!
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Liz Fuller [mailto:lfuller@idassociates.com]
> Sent: Wednesday, October 31, 2001 10:06 AM
> To: Michelle McConnell; John Patrick; Vicki Patrick; Kim@Home; Julie
> Jackson; Nancy Inman; Home; Judy Douglass; DougandBabs; Jenny Donaway;
> Carrie D
> Subject: FW: Do this, it's hilarious! Send it back to me, if you need
to!!!
>
>
>
> READ ALL THE WAY TO THE END-THERE'S A TRICK TO IT.
>
> Finally a Barbie I can relate to. At long last, here are some NEW
Barbie
> dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully. These are a bit more
> realistic...
>
> 1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion
> frames
> in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain, and large-print
editions
> of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.
>
> 2. Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face
> turn
> beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead.
> Comes with handheld fan and tiny tissues.
>
> 3. Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her
> whiskers
> grow. Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.
>
> 4. Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these
> new,roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, two-MuMus
with
> tummy-support panels are included.
>
> 5. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have
> definitely
> taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with
the
> pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules.
>
> 6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip
lines
> with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive
> age-blasting cosmetics.
>
> 7. Soccer Mom Barbie. All that experience as a cheerleader is really
> paying
> off as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for Babs
and
> Ken, Jr. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white and cooler
> filled with
> doughnut holes and fruit punch.
>
> 8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a
> change,
> and Alonzo (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along
> with
> Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa
> Valley to open a B&B. Includes a real tape of "Breaking Up Is Hard to
> Do."
>
> 9. Divorced Barbie. Sells for$ 199.99. Comes with Ken's house,
Ken's
> car,
> and Ken's boat.
>
> 10. Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally caught up with the
> ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps.
> Clean
> and sober, she's going to meetings religiously. Comes with a little
> copy of
> The Big Book and a six-pack of Diet Coke.
>
> 11. Post-Menopausal Barbie. This Barbie wets her pants when she
> sneezes,
> forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick and tired
> of Ken
> sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels.
> Comes
> with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, the book "Getting In
Touch
> with Your Inner Self" is included.
>
>
> If you forward to 11 people a video comes on your screen. This works.
I
> don't know how...but it works This is the coolest thing I've ever
> gotten!
> All you have to do is send it to 11 people and this little video comes up
> on
> your screen and shows the funniest clip. I can't tell you what it is,
> but I
> couldn't stop laughing so hard I was crying! So spend a few seconds to
> send this and you'll be glad you did!
>
>
>
>
>
>
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