Since so many liked the other one................
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
perfect
courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of
course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving
their
perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the
side
of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to
help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not
wanting
to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect
couple
loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were
driving
along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived
the
accident. Who was the survivor?
Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really
existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus
and
there is no such thing as a perfect man.
**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men
continue
reading.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman
must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
**** By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this
illustrates another point: women never listen.
|