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Subject: [Bmcu] WWJD
From: Ron Christensen <ron.christensen@wsapr.com>
Date: Tue, 9 Aug 2011 15:39:19 +0000
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WWJD


Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials real=
ly have been changed to stand for "What would Jesus drive?"



One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the B=
ible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury."

But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage=
 urges the Jesus to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them=
 with your Storm."

Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned=
 not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast."

Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about=
 it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ tells th=
e crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."

Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible pa=
ssage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills."

Joshua drove a Triumph TR3 with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's Triumph wa=
s heard throughout the land." And, following Jesus' lead, the Apostles car =
pooled in a Honda... "The Apostles were in one Accord."



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One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the B=
ible says, &quot;God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury=
.&quot;&nbsp;<br>
<br>
But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage=
 urges the Jesus to &quot;pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify=
 them with your Storm.&quot;&nbsp;<br>
<br>
Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned=
 not to go up a mountain &quot;until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast.&qu=
ot;&nbsp;<br>
<br>
Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about=
 it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ tells th=
e crowd, &quot;For I did not speak of my own Accord...&quot;&nbsp;<br>
<br>
Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible pa=
ssage declaring that &quot;the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills=
.&quot;&nbsp;<br>
<br>
Joshua drove a </span><span style=3D"font-size:13.5pt;font-family:&quot;Cal=
ibri&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">Triumph TR3<span style=3D"color:black"> =
with a hole in its muffler: &quot;Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the=
 land.&quot; And, following Jesus' lead, the Apostles car pooled in
 a Honda... &quot;The Apostles were in one Accord.&quot;</span></span><span=
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