This is the time of the season when your brain needs to work really fast, so
here is a test for all those awesome driver's going to the Nationals. Don't
feel bad if you don't get all the questions correct. It just means you
missed the apex by about 3 feet :>))
Don't forget if you need parts for the cars listed below. Please call
Spencer's Motorsports, because I'm now in the parts business and I'll be
happy to help you out. We also have a Nationwide parts locator. We're only a
phone call away.
Thanks
Barry Spencer (510) 784-1966
Selling:
Parts4lotuscars
Parts4JensenHealeys
Parts4BMW
Parts4Mercedes
Parts4BritishCars
Parts4JapaneseCars
If you need parts for any of the above cars please call
We have a Worldwide parts locator system
Spencer's Motorsports
23000 Connecticut St #4
Hayward, CA 94545
Tel# (510) 784-1966 Fax# (510) 784-1980
E-Mail Barry@Spencersmotorsports.com
www.spencersmotorsports.com
----- Original Message -----
From: "Heidi Hausauer" <drheidi@msn.com>
To: <barry@spencersmotorsports.com>
Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 11:33 PM
Subject: Fwd: Exercise your brain and keep mentally fit.
>
>
> >
> >
> >Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we
> >grow
> >older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; "If you
> >don't
> >use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so..., Below is a
very
> >private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. So, take the
> >following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are
> >still "with
> >it." The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you have
made
> >your
> >own.... OK, relax, clear your mind and.... begin.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >1. What do you put in a toaster?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >Answer: "Bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go
> >
> >do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "br! ead," go
to
> >Question 2.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >2. Say "silk" five times, out loud. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the
> >next
> >question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It
> >may
> >be that you need to content yourself with reading something more
> >appropriate
> >such as Children's World." If you said, "water" then proceed to question
3.
> >
> >
> >
> >3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from
> >blue
> >bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is
made
> >from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green
> >
> >bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading these
> >questions?????
> >If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.
> >
> >4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If
you
> >will recall, Germany at that time, was politically divided into West
> >Germany and
> >East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, two of the three engines fail.
The
> >pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides
on
> >a
> >crash landing procedure. Unfortunately, the remaining engine fails,
before
> >he
> >has time to react, and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of
"no
> >man's land", a small area of land located between East Germany and West
> >Germany.
> >Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or in "no
> >man's land"?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >Answer: None of those places! You don't bury survivors. If you said
> >ANYTHING
> >else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to
> >
> >rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated.
> >However, if you answered, "You don't bury survivors", then proceed to the
> >next
> >question.
> >
> >
> >
> >5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute then
how
> >many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >Answer: One degree. If you answered, "60 degrees, 360 degrees" or
anything
> >else besides "one degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this
far,
> >but,
> >now you must turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed
> >to
> >the ! final question.
> >
> >6. (Answer this question, without using a calculator). You are driving an
> >empty bus, from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people
get
> >on the
> >bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In
> >Swindon, two people get off, and four
> >get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea,
> >three
> >people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off,
> >and
> >three people get on. You arrive at your destination of Milford Haven.
What
> >is
> >the bus drivers name?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember? It is YOUR name.
YOU,
> >are the bus driver !! Now pass this along to all your "friends" and hope
> >they do
> >better then y! ou did! >>
>
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