OK, how about this...
Jerry Mouton mailto:jerry@moutons.org Laissez les bons temps rouler!
----- Original Message -----
From: "George Shabatura" <etype72@attbi.com>
To: "etype" <e-type@jag-lovers.org>; "xk" <xk@jag-lovers.org>;
<pub@jag-lovers.org>
Sent: Friday, February 22, 2002 6:20 AM
Subject: [E-Type] women drivers
>
> (A hazard to traffic!)
>
> Driving into the city this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my
> left and there was a woman in a brand new red Mustang doing 75 miles per
> hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on eyeliner!
>
> I looked away for a couple seconds shaking my head in disbelief and when I
> looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on her darn
> makeup!
>
> Well, it scared me so bad that I
>
> dropped my electric shaver,
>
> which knocked the doughnut right out of my other hand.
>
> In all the confusion of trying to straighten the car out
>
> using my knees against the steering wheel,
>
> I knocked my cell phone away from my other ear,
> which fell into the coffee mug between my legs
> and making me scream in pain
> and DISCONNECTING A VERY IMPORTANT CALL!
>
> DAMN CRAZY WOMEN DRIVERS!
>
> There oughta be a law . . .
|