If I may add some clarification here...
The Ol' Fart sez:
> Let's clear some things up.
>
> 1) Tony, Scotty and Dennis weren't as good as they claim. Out using up
> fossil fuels racing around in parking lots! Indeed! There may not be any
> wheels, tires, or roll bars for any of them (at least from me.) In
addition
> these are bulky items that my lame-a** crew of reindeer probably can't get
> into the sky, and I can't get down the chimneys. Ever heard of relatives?
> Ask THEM for this stuff!
To their credit, Tony, Scotty and Dennis were doing so in very
fuel-efficient cars. I know that all three of them use these cars on a
daily basis and thus contribute less to pollution and depletion of
nonrenewable energy than, say, a certain individual whose name isn't
important who drives a modified V8-powered car and tows it behind a
full-size pickup truck. Tony's roll bar and Dennis' Kumhos are indeed
heavy, but I have it on good authority that the wheels Scotty is requesting
are quite light.
> 2) Speaking of reindeer, let's straighten this little deal out. Rudy is
a
> kiss-a** and I'm tired of it. Besides, with global positioning, that red
> nose is hardly needed anymore. Rudy told Don and Blitz that I said to do
> touch and go's, and figured they'd die in the crash and he wouldn't get
> busted. So, they're back, at least for this year.
I am in complete agreement about Rudy, particularly since he's started
hanging out with Hermie.
> 3) Yes, we're working on a Fed-Ex deal, but they're damn near as lame as
the
> reindeer, so it's not going to happen this year.
Thank God! Surely you are aware how difficult it is to find a new job at
this time of year, sir. I am gratified to know that my job is secure at
least through the end of the year.
> 4) Hermie and his twin half brother (don't ask, you DON'T want to know
the
> details!) Jesse are motivated for 2001, though. Jesse can't wait to make
> Reindeer menudo and sell it through a little store in the barrio. Just
for
> the record, Jesse's sentence was reduced when he signed a statement that
he
> wouldn't drive tube frame cars in Prepared anymore...
Jesse is NOT coming anywhere near me and Don with that damn meatgrinder.
Sincerely,
Blitz
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