Those aren't reasons, they're signs/indications. Otherwise, cute.
KeS
On Wed, 6 Jul 2005, Matt Murray wrote:
>> From the archives. Updated.
> Matt Murray
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> Subject: Top ten reasons your not fast enough
> Date: 1997-09-20 17:51
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> 10. When you hit a pylon, it does't fall down.
> 9. Your mother thinks you drive sensibly.
> 8. Course workers use your runs as lunch breaks.
> 7. Novices snicker when they hear your times.
> 6. Birds walk out of the way, when your car approaches.
> 5. Timer doesn't have enough digits to show your time.
> 4. You don't need a cupholder for your McDonald's coffee.
> 3. At the end of the season, your tires still have molding marks.
> 2. Pat Salerno runs alongside your car and shouts advice
> and the Top reason you're not autocrossing fast enough:
> Your competitors are glad you showed up.
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