>This message is a demonstration of goodwill and is in no way an
>admission of liability.
>
>WHEREAS:
>
>Larry Steckel herein referred to as wishor, desires to promulgate,
>distribute, send and/or otherwise convey a seasonal message of good
>cheer to several recipients, herein referred to as wishees, and whereas
>wishor has been advised by controlling legal authority on the
>ramifications and implicit liabilities concomitant with conveyance of
>said seasonal messages,
>
>NOW THEREFORE:
>
>Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, wishor's best
>wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
>low-stress, nonaddictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter
>solstice period, practiced within the traditions of the religious
>persuasion of your choice, or of any secular practices wishee may feel
>more comfortable with, but with respect for the religious/secular
>persuasions and/or traditions of others, consistent with their implicit
>choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . .
>
>A N D
>
>Wishor's further best wishes for a fiscally successful, personally
>fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of one
>commonly accepted calendar year - 2000 - , but not without due respect
>for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to
>society have helped make England what it is, and without regard to the
>race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, educational
>status, income level, place of residence, place of birth, voting record
>or gender orientation of the wishee.
>
>NOTICE:
>
>By accepting this seasonal greeting, you are accepting these terms. This
>greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
>transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
>
>It implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the
>wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law,
>and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
>
>This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
>application of good tidings for a period of one (1) year, or until the
>issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
>warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new
>wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.
>
>So SEASON'S GREETINGS! (subject to terms and limitations stated above)
>
Larry Steckel
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