Forwarded for your delectation - KeS
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> [ original: http://www.isaacdirect.com/images/Waiver.PDF ]
>
>
> WARNING! THIS IS A WAIVER OF RIGHTS
>
> You have at least one warm brain cell and therefore know that any kind
> of racing is dangerous. After all, the idea is to go as fast as
> possible and then stop. How you stop is something we have no control
> over.
>
> Safety products are like birth control. Whatever you do, do something,
> because anything is better than nothing. An Isaac* product is better
> than nothing, but if you hit something hard enough fast enough, you
> are going to get hurt. You might die. In fact, if you hit something
> really hard really fast, you will die and there is nothing we can do
> about it. You are responsible for your safety, not us. If you don't
> like it, don't race.
>
> Once we ship the product, it is out of our control. You have to take
> care of it. If it doesn't look right, or feel right, or act right,
> don't use it. Send it back to us. If you crash, don't use it
> again. Send it back to us. Help us make it a better product.
>
> Read the instructions. Use the product according to the
> instructions. Don't modify it. And don't drill holes in the helmet
> while you are wearing the helmet. If someone else wants to use the
> product, it's your job to make sure they use it correctly, not ours.
>
> If you can sign your name below you have at least one warm brain cell,
> so here's the deal: We will sell you an Isaac* product if you promise
> not to sue us. That's it, pure and simple. Keep in mind that "you"
> means you, your family, friends, heirs, estate, successors, assigns
> and anyone else who comes along, including someone you may be buying
> it for. "Us" means just that: the company, its employees, managers,
> officers, directors, affiliates, partners/shareholders/members,
> agents, representatives, etc. In other words, you guys won't sue us
> guys. We could drag this part out for pages, but you are racers, not
> nambypamby whiners who sit up late at night watching TV commercials
> that have some lawyer telling you to call 1-800-SUETHEM.
>
> That's about it. If you sign below you guys agree not to sue us guys,
> you guys agree to use the product like you're supposed to, and you
> guys understand and agree that the product has no warranties,
> expressed or implied. If you don't sign below, we guys aren't going to
> sell it to you guys. Sorry, but that's the way it has to be.
>
> I HAVE READ THE ABOVE AND AGREE WITH ALL OF IT, ESPECIALLY THE
> NAMBYPAMBY
> PART.
>
> Printed Name of Purchaser:
> _______________________________________________
> Signature of Purchaser:
> __________________________________________________
> Printed Name of Witness:
> ________________________________________________
> Signature of Witness:
> ___________________________________________________
> Date: ________________________________________________________________
>
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