Y'all forgot the five star gourmet chef and a second trailer for his kitchen
and the string quartet to entertain at meals.
Hey...Can I mooch a meal from the buffet? :')
Larry
>From: "Art Swartz - Stellar Controls Sales. LLC" <abswartz@optonline.net>
>Reply-To: "Art Swartz - Stellar Controls Sales. LLC"
><abswartz@optonline.net>
>To: autox@autox.team.net
>Subject: Somewhere between $5000 shocks and cars over 10 years old
>Date: Thu, 02 May 2002 22:19:29 -0400
>
>I think there is some desire to outlaw the golden rule: "He who has the
>gold
>rules" Impossible!
>I'm going to buy a set of tall tires, a set of short tires, a set of wide
>tires, a set of narrow tires and
>then I'll buy each again from a different manufacturer so that I have the
>better concrete surface tires and another for asphalt. Then I'll buy all
>of these sizes again in rain tires. Each will be mounted on the lightest
>custom-made wheels that money can buy. I'll put them in my enclosed
>trailer
>which will be environmentally controlled so I can roll my car out with
>preheated tires. I will check the performance of my car for the given
>environmental conditions on my dyno. My pit crew of 12 will adjust all
>suspension components using only the best alignment tools available. My
>helicopter will beam down footage of runs as the cars are running so I can
>detect all the nuances required for a quick run in the comfort of my
>$600,000 motor home. Then I'll hire Michael Schumacher to drive for me.
>Now create the rule book needed to legislate that out.
>
>Art Swartz
>
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