So people bitch about spam, but no one has started bitching about people
sending jokes to the list? I will start, I didn't sign up for a joke list.
So don't send jokes.
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Tonto and the Lone Ranger had been captured by the Indians, and the Lone
Ranger was going to be put to death. The chief decided to grant him three
last wishes, however. The Lone Ranger said he wished to have Tonto be
allowed to bring him back his wishes. After a brief private conference,
Tonto galloped off, returning in about an hour with a beatiful blonde. After
she and the Lone Ranger had spent a few noisy, passionate minutes in the
chief's teepee, he came out and spoke privately to Tonto, who once again
rode off at a gallop. Once again, Tonto returned with a beautiful woman,
this time a redhead, and once again the Lone Ranger took her into the
chief's teepee, returning after a time to send Tonto to fetch his third and
final wish. As the faithful sidekick rode off, the Lone Ranger yelled after
him, "This time, do what I told you, and bring back the POSSE, Tonto."
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