This message is a demonstration of goodwill and is in no way an admission of
liability.
WHEREAS:
Larry Steckel, herein referred to as wishor, desires to promulgate,
distribute, send and/or otherwise convey a seasonal message of good cheer to
several recipients, herein referred to as wishees, and whereas wishor has
been advised by controlling legal authority on the ramifications and
implicit liabilities concomitant with conveyance of said seasonal messages,
NOW THEREFORE:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, wishor's best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
nonaddictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice period,
practiced within the traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice,
or of any secular practices wishee may feel more comfortable with, but with
respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others,
consistent with their implicit choice not to practice religious or secular
traditions at all...
AND
Wishor's further best wishes for a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of one
commonly accepted calendar year -2001-, but not without due respect for the
calendars fo choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have
helped make England what it is, and without regard to the race, creed,
color, age, physical ability, religious faith, educational status, income
level, place of residence, place of birth, voting record or gender
orientation of the wishee.
NOTICE:
By accepting this seasonal greeting, you are accepting these terms. This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
It implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes
for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application
of good tidings for a period of one (1) year, or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited
to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion
of the wishor.
So. SEASON'S GREETINGS! (Subject to the terms and limitations stated above.)
Larry Steckel...AKA Lorenzo the Scribe.
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