Sorry for the spam, but this was just too appropriate for the group ...
Brad
>One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.
>
>One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.
>
>One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes
>of traffic: New Jersey
>
>One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
>accelerator: Boston.
>
>One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat-double decaf cappuccino,
>cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator with gun in lap: L.A.
>
>Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in
>terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
>
>Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned
>to talk to someone in back seat: Italy.
>
>One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on
>brake, mind on game: Seattle.
>
>One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between
>both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on the brake, throwing a
>McDonald's bag out the window: Texas.
>
>Four wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer
>cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia.
>
>Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window
>level, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left
>blinker on: Florida.
>
>One hand on the wheel, the other holding a cell phone, driving 130
>mph and four feet from your bumper, while flashing headlights to tell you
>to get the HELL out of the way: Atlanta.
>
>One hand on the wheel, driving a 1985 Monte Carlo, everyone on the
>road is gliding at 100mph on ice , listening to "Pop that cootchie" on
>the radio: Detroit.
>
>Two hands on the wheel, face red and tensed up, yelling racial slurs
>out the window at anything that moves: Indiana.
>
>No hands on the wheel, chugging a couple brewskies, doing 10 miles
>an hour staring at the cows, on a back road in no-wheres-ville:Wisconsin.
>
>One hand on handlebars, two feet on pedals, and a businessman
>yelling out of large basket attached to rear of bike: China.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bradley Lamont
email: lamont@mailhost.org
|