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"Eye-Tallian" Cars at Allies/Axis

To: narby@centurytel.net, wfooshee@csi.com, Autox@autox.team.net
Subject: "Eye-Tallian" Cars at Allies/Axis
From: JD_Kemp@notes.ymp.gov
Date: Mon, 15 Nov 1999 08:04:16 -0800

***Disclaimer:  Allies/Axis is by nature Politically Incorrect, but is also all
in jest.  All content below is intended as humor.  If you are offended by any of
the following message. . .   Delete the Da*n thing and get over it.***

Dear Narby's:

To get an official ruling, you have to plead your case to the Right Irreverent
Dr. Jackson, who resides at "English Auto's" in Tallahasssee (Also known as the
"Hub of the Universe").

However, the way I recall it happening is that the Japanese cars make an early
morning run, before anybody else  is ready.  French cars run for the first
twenty seconds of the event, then the drivers all hide and throw rocks at the
German cars.  (Who the H*LL has a FRENCH car?)  The Italian cars run for the
Axis before lunch, and the Allies in the afternoon.  All Volvo's and Saab's park
in the corner and sell stuff to both sides at enormous mark-ups.  The Japanese
cars are strongly discouraged from diving into parked Allied cars in the pits.
The British cars all leak oil. . .  SOME things never change!

Peace, Love, & Pushrods-

JD Kemp &
"Lucretia MacEvil" #13 MGB



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