mitchell <mitchell@tdi.net> wrote:
> "What do you *think* about when on course?"
Here is an actual transcript from Byron Short's new product "Oh, Geeeez!", which
makes a recording of driver thoughts during a run, recorded during a left-side
course run at the Petersburg Pro this year:
OK, move forward - no, too far, back up - no! too far, move forward - no! back
up! man, i wish they'd put the [censored] pre stage light back up ok there
that's it park brake on watch the shot clock 8 seconds ok 7000 rpm and hold good
focus on the yellow..... dump! greenlight! Hm, got about a quarter rotation out
of that tire 7000rpm SHIFT! and hold and brakeandturnin whoops its a little
slick out here on this new pavement part a little too wide and remember FULL
THROTTLE through here jog, jog, jog man we're moving PLAID PLAID PLAID whoa!
getting loose! Its gonna come around [censored, censored, censored, CENSORED!]
no, saved it thats not the fast way guess i can't hold full throttle through
there after all turn in gas gas gas more gas pushing back off a little and gas
and brake early here... brake, turn, more gas! PLAID ok sam said to just tap em
carry speed deeper then brake don't downshift till brake zone left.. stab RIGHT
BRAKEANDDOWNSHIFTBLIPTHROTTLELETOUTLUTCHGAAAAAASSSS rev limiter SHIFT ahh i
suck.
The data logger never lies. ;)
dg <-- obscure reference to e.e. cummings
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