In a message dated 2/10/99 12:03:41 PM Central Standard Time,
JD_Kemp@notes.ymp.gov writes:
> HE SAID:
> "Oh, and if see two toothless goobers carrying shotguns and talking about
> squealing like a pig, you might consider running for your life....the gator
> tails be damned. :-)
>
> Mark Sipe's evil genetic twin"
>
> Mark!!! Or should I say "Mark's Twin"!!! -- You live in 'Bama and you make
> jokes like THAT???? Everybody in Florida knows that the "toothbrush" was
> invented in Alabama, cause if it had been invented anywheres else, they'd
> have called it a "TEETHbrush"!!!!
The reference was in regard to the secluded locale of the site, not the State
of Florida, but that's the kind of informed enlightenment I'd expect from a
guy who thinks a rusted-out, oil-belching piece of British swisscheese is the
greatest invention since the wheel. Before you rattle on about being
toothless, you might want to remove the jaded glasses and take a real hard
look at Lucretia. That ride's about as *toothless* as they come.
BTW, is Lucretia loyal and faithful, or is it just that nobody else would have
the bitch? :-)
M Sipe
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