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Subject: ain't my fault
From: MrZAG57@aol.com
Date: Sun, 20 May 2001 09:31:25 EDT
In a message dated 5/20/2001 1:01:38 AM, foyens@earthlink.net writes:

<<   Political Humor/Cartoons Miscellaneous

 
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following 
exchange: 


Officer: May I see your driver's license? 


Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. 


Officer: May I see theowner's card for this vehicle? 


Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. 


Officer: The car is stolen? 


Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card 
in the glovebox when I was putting my gun in there. 


Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? 


Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman 
whoowns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. 


Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? 


Driver: Yes sir. 


Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly 
surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the 
tense situation: 


Captain: Sir, can I see your license? 


Driver: Sure. Here it is. 


It was valid. 


Captain: Who's car is this? 


Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card. 


The driver owned the car. 


Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun 
in it? 


Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. 


Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. 


Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a 
body in it. 


Driver: No problem. 


Trunk is opened; no body. 


Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you toldhim 
you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that 
there was a dead body in the trunk. 


Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding too!
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  A Likely Story!

  Political Humor/Cartoons Miscellaneous
  Source: E-mail
  Posted on 05/19/2001 22:30:19 PDT by EveningStar
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see theowner's card for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card
in the glovebox when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman
whoowns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly
surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the
tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in
it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body
in it.

Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you toldhim
you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that
there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding too!

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