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On Mar 19, 2011, at 8:55 AM, KKSMC@aol.com wrote:
> IRISH CONFESSION
>
>
> Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."
>
> The priest asks, "Is that you, little Timmy Shaughnessy?"
>
>
> "Yes, Father, it is."
>
> "And, who was the woman you were with?"
>
> "I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her
> reputation."
>
> "Well, Timmy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as
> well
> tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
>
> "I cannot say."
>
> "Was it Patricia Kelly?"
>
> "I'll never tell."
>
> "Was it Sheila O'Brien?"
>
> "'m sorry, but I cannot name her."
>
> "Was it Kathleen Morgan?"
>
> "My lips are sealed."
>
> "Was it Fiona Grogan, then?"
>
> "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
>
> The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Timmy
> Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must
> atone. You cannot
> attend church mass for three months. Be off with you now."
>
> Timmy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and
> whispers,
> "What'd you get?"
>
>
> "Three month's vacation and five good leads!"
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