Winter's coming to New England......
60 above zero. Floridians turn the heat on. People in New England
plant gardens.
50 above zero. Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New
England sunbathe.
40 above zero. Italian and German cars won't start. People in New
England drive their LBC's with the top down.
32 above zero. Distilled water freezes. Moosehead Lake's water
gets thicker.
20 above zero. Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and
hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero. New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People
in New England have the last cookout before it turns cold.
Zero. People in Miami die - or return to Cuba. New Englanders close
the windows.
10 below zero. Californians go to Mexico. People in New England get
out their winter coats.
25 below zero. Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in New England
are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero. Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in New
England let the dogs sleep inside.
100 below zero. Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in New
England get frustrated because "the British caah won't staaht".
275 below zero. All atomic motion stops. (Absolute zero on the Kelvin
scale). People in New England start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 below zero. Hell freezes over. Red Sox win the World Series.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!!
Kevin Thompson
Cape Cod British Car Club
http://www.capecodbritishcarclub.org/
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